In a world where we either support Team Edward or Team Jacob or we’re still sane, I think it’s safe to say a good percentage of the population is obsessed with vampire books and movies with some even stocking up on lifetime supplies of the palest shade of foundation known to mankind in order to look like a vampire every day (wtf?). Perhaps our nation is enthralled with the fact that vampires never age, die or feel frail and are obsessed with youth and perfection.

Well some of us are sick of it. Sick to death of this infatuation with blood-suckers – hence the film Vampires Suck was born.

From people who “can’t stand sitting through another vampire movie” for the very same type of people, this film is one long parody ripping vampires and all mythical creatures involved to shreds – namely targeting Twilight. And whilst we’re at it, we might as well take the mick out of the actual actors and actresses too – why the hell not.

Jason Friedberg, the writer for Vampires Suck also wrote Scary Movie 1,2, 3 and 4 – when it comes to spoof writing, you can’t deny that this guy is the pro.

For vampire haters, this could arguably be the best vampire film ever made, but for the rest of us hard-to-please audience this spoof movie could go in the garbage can along with the rest of the failed attempts at cheap hilarity *ahem* Lesbian Vampire Killers *ahem* hugely disappointing.

Vampires Suck is due for release in the USA on 18th August 2010.