Machete (2010) is an action adventure film starring lean, mean Mexican killing machine Danny Trejo, best ass-kicking girl in town Michelle Rodriguez and gorgeous sexbomb Jessica Alba – what more do you want from a film?

Federale Machete (Danny Trejo) is highly skilled in assassination and is hired to assassinate a senator but just as he’s about to take the shot, he realises someone is aiming at him and that he’s been set up. Barely dodging the sniper’s bullet, he’s livid and is not to be messed with. Seeking revenge on former employers, he recruits his reluctant old friend who has now become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence.

Let the brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss begin, mixed in with plenty of hot girls-kicking-ass action – woopee!

Also starring Robert De Niro and Lindsay Lohan – yep you read that right – Lindsay Lohan is actually in this film – thought that might get you excited? No? Yeah, I thought not.

Machete will be out on general release in USA on 3rd September – no word yet on UK release date.

The Film Buzz Anticipation Rating: (6.5/10)